Teh Dominoz

Today was the day I felt 100% capable of violently slaughtering my 4 co-workers and mauling on their fresh soft flesh. In other words, I was godamn hungry. Jesse, Alex, and I decided that instead of the feeling of my canines becoming embedded in their left thighs that it was appropriate to order anything that delivers. In this case we discovered Domino’s.

Before I get started I would like you to try a little something for me. Below is an image taken shortly after the arrival of this wretched Satan dough.

Can you find the hidden piece of pizza? No? Look again? C’mon….keep staring…...yes, that is not a deuce, that is my lunch which was hand made and delivered to me in a cardboard cocoon.

It was gross. The cheese refused to stay on the pizza the whole time, and it tasted like a placenta following the birth of a deformed sloth. It was vile to look at and murky to the tongue.

Recommendation: If in a rabid hunger craze, consuming the flesh of your fellow co-workers is 100% healthier, and more delicious then ordering from Domino's Pizza.

Rating: 1/12

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